The 90's had a certain "something",didn't it? From the music to the art and the games its' magic was and still is distinctly its' own....

Taboo-Wrong-Think-90's-Ass-thetics!

"In the 90's the Valkyrie in Gauntlet Legends had an ass to shake!

My friend Chris got good at Quake!

Every beat em up and fighting game had plenty fan-service cake!

In the 90's horror movies had violence and gore.......

If you ordered a Little Caesar's pizza you got "so much more"!

Hell-fire-shits dispersed from your bowels into the toilet

then you were out the door!

In the 90's I became a young man....

Discovered the joys of dirty mags and a dick in my hand!

Learnt what it meant to swallow my fear and take a stand!

When I was bored I kicked a can!

In the 90's I didn't know the truth about the war in Iraq.....

Had a hippy teacher but there was no progressive stack.......

Thought we could change the world by accessing a computer to hack.....

In the 90's there were dark sad times too......

Ended up in a psych-ward when I got blue....

Met some pretty girls my age in there I wished I had gotten to screw! I certainly had enough cum in my balls to go "pew-pew"!

In the 90's we were paranoid of authority.....

Had no idea many of our favorite musicians and

artists would sell out to the capitol-hill-sorority!

Psy-op "Woke shit" had not become a number one priority!

In the 90's the campfire in the circle of stones smelt like pine and oak. Drinking cokes whilst seeing shape-shifting creatures in the smoke.

In the 90's we watched Justice League Unlimited,Batman The Animated series,and X-Men. Mastered drawing hawties in skin tight spandex with a ball point pen! Tits and asses refined and perfected to a ten out of ten!

In the 90's the woods were thick and vast!

Eerie splendor surrounding me during autumn and winter days overcast.

In the 90's I thought the future would be a blast!

But current year became a lol-cow of a roast to lambast!

Maybe I should rewind the clock and go back to the past!"