Extra clever earth-bound spirit

Ghost in the form of a mongoose

And I have hands, and I have feet

I'll never die

I am a freak

Hello, I'm here

I'm living in the wall

I know I might be small, but

I, I, I am a freak

Thou wilt never know what I am

I am the fifth dimension

And I'll split the atom

And if you see me (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)

You're paralyzed

Pillar of salt (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)

You're mummified

Hello, I'm here

I'm living in the wall

I know I might be small

But I am the eighth wonder

And I was born, 1852

And I was born in India

And I shall haunt like the Buggane

With such weird noise and clanking chains

Hello, I'm here

I'm living in the wall

I know I might be small, but

I, I, I am a freak

I say "vanished" to underground

Jim, let me go

I watch like Hell

And I have hands (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)

And I have feet

I'll never die (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)

I am a freak

Hello, I'm here

I'm living in the wall

I know I might be small

But I am the eighth wonder!

Eighth wonder of the world!

You'll never get to see

What in the name of God can I be?