So it turns out that this Organization XIII stuff ain't all that's cracked up to be.
Maxemetron joined it, expecting the experience to be more about "badass fighting with running up the walls" and less about "wandering around being mean to random people."
Maxemetron is now the one running Meteorman's Twitter because of Organization XIII's acquisition and rebranding (although even with their whole "anagram + the letter X" schtick, this was a strange renaming by them).
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