Driving With Dad:
Son: Dad...
Father: Yes son?
Son: I have to pee...
Father: *Lowers both with windows* Pick a side, any side.
Driving with Mom:
Son:........mom
Mother: NO! We're still. Not. There.
Son: . . . I have to pee . . .
Mother: You should've went before we left.
Son: . . . but that was 3 hours ag-
Mother: HOLD IT!
Adult Son:
"Damn. I gotta piss."
Pulls over to the side. Struts up to the light poll.
*Zip . . . Pssssssss-*
The Car: *SCRUUUUU- VVVVROOOOOOOOOooooooooom*
"AYOOOOOooo! "
*pssssss. Zip*
"Damn"
