Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... What's this?! I got commissioned to do a commission about commissions?!

This is all n0tsaved's fault, don't look at me... Except maybe for some of the reference, I guess about half of the stupid things I sneaked in... Okay, maybe more :3c

C-C-C-C-Can you find every single reference? More than that, can you get what they're all about? I... I don't know, there just so much stupid stuff I put into the comic...

Okay, okay, the idea of this comic is to parody commissions to a certain extent, it just happens that I get flooded whenever I open commissions, quite often I end up getting plenty of commission ideas that either end up on the waiting list or have to be turned down. Then there's also the concatenation of crazy ideas I always get with every commission batch, it happens.

I may have not gotten things as crazy as the ones listed on the fourth panel, I've gotten worse but it makes for a good example.

I guess this comic also makes a good point regarding some of the things I... Would have to turn down if asked to do. But people will try asking for it anyway, it's how it goes, getting mad at it would be stupid, I actually find it funny.

As you may notice I went into a lot of thing details with the background, I highly suggest you download the picture if you wanna look at every detail. The appareance of the guys throwing money is simply based off the default deviantART avatar. The whole location is just... My room, my desk, with the screens, bottles, and all, here's a pic if you wanna look at it.

So, thanks to n0tsaved for commissioning this, it's always super lovely to get commissioned to draw things with either my ID or some of my characters.

EDIT: Here's the list of all the references if you feel like having things spoilt:

Panel 1:

-Robbie the Rabbit Plushie on the top left corner, like all the things on the desk is something I own irl

-Connemara Single Malt Whiskey Bottle, reads "Placeholder Whiskey Double Malt" instead, the case beside it is for the same bottle, can't be visible in this panel but reads "A Concatenation of Malts - That's a lot of Malts" The last bit is reference the "That's a lot of Nuts" bit from Kung Pow. Below it you can read "I don't know what to call it".

-Ron Damón Chanfle - Most likely rum, obvious reference to classic comedian Ramón Valdéz usually called Ron Damón (instead of Don Ramón) in the mexican show Chavo del 8, the real case is for a bottle of Pisco Malpaso Reservado.

-Can't be fully read in this panel, but the next bottle says "Vino - Y Se Fue", a classic spanish pun I saw time and time again in the Condorito comics from Chile, in spanish the word 'Vino' means Wine, but also means He/She Came, the words 'Y se fue' means 'Then he/she left', making the pun "He came, then he left" or "Wine, then he left". The Bottle is a Secreto de Viu Manent Carménère.

-The last case is referencing the Dark Souls series, more specifically the first game, has a drawing of an Estus flask and reads "Sippy Quickly - The Old Lordran Distillery Company", Sippy Quickly is a catchphrase amongst Dark Souls players, Estus is the standard healing potion, when you get hit too much, you gotta 'Take a Sippy Quickly', oldest example I recall from it is from a comic where a player is about to fight Gravelord Nito. The real case is a Bushmills Sherry Cask.

-The skull isn't referencing anything, I just happen to have a skull on the top right corner of my desk.

-First Screen shows Isabelle from Animal Crossing, referencing the "Look at me, I'm the Captain Now" meme from the film Captain Phillips.

-Second Screen is showing Paint Tool Sai with the opened .psd file of 'Is It Summer Yet? - Page 69'

-Ford Mondeo on the Huion screen, requested by KAASKOP1997

Panel 2:

-Only noteworthy reference here is the obvious fact the commissioners are humanized version of the default 'Blank' deviantART avatar.

Panel 3:

-First Chibi in my imagination is holding this same comic

-Second Chibi is wearing and doing the Mr. Plow pose, but has an AR drawing of my Bunny ID on it instead.

-Third Chibi holds IISY Spoilers? Probably Not.

Panel 4:

-The ^^ arrows coming from a blue thing with a hat on the top left corner is referencing Andrew Dobson, notoriously infamous cartoonist and Inflation fetishist, which is why it's him saying it.

-Scat is coprophilia, basically fecal fetish, enough said. The Euro boing off while saying it is brown and gooey.

-Meta Ideas references the fact this very comic is a meta idea.

-Foreverial Delitized references Rafe15's works, which have caught on as yet another meme about weird fetishes from deviantART.

-Two bubbles below it, the "Kui-nnzusutarionn" is referencing a particularly strange variation of the Futanari fetish, in which female characters are transformed into horse with human skin, enlarged faces, thick lips and extremely long penises, the name for the fetish comes from the english words "Queen Stallion".

-Fluffy Ponies refers specifically to the Torture/Gore pictures of Fluffy Ponies which caught on with certain popularity when the show was at it's highest.

-The strange runes below Fluffy Ponies are referencing Loss.jpg by infamous webcomic artist Tim Buckley.

-To the right of it is a 420 Dollar Bill with Snoop Dogg on it, which reads "The United Smokers of America"

-At the bottom, the large creepy hand with the long story is referencing yet another weird fetish artist, the "Crystal Therapy that causes Long Fingers", supposedly drawn by an artist who developed a fetish for Marfan Syndrome.

Panel 5:

-The bottle of Connemara Whiskey from panel 1 has now changed to say "Still a Placeholder - Lmao 2malt" The last bit is referencing the meme "LMAO! 2CAT!!1" originated from the game Dwarf Fortress. Below it you can also read "Still don't know what to call it".

-The first screen now shows Waluigi surrounded by the "Menacing" letters from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

-The second screen now shows the start of the "Torture Dance" scene from the anime adaptation of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 - Vento Aureo, this scene continues on the next panel.

-The third screen shows the Villager from Animal Crossing in a horror scene, originated from the "Killager" meme which grew to popularity due to the fact the Villager has a permanent grin, his eyes doesn't seem to shine and since cutting down trees is such a large mechanic on the Animal Crossing series, he always carries an axe.

-At the bottom left one of the bills visible is a Bison Dollar from the Street Fighter movie.

-At the sides of each of my feet can be seen CWC quarters from the Sonichu Comics.

-The Paradise Falls Jar is referencing the famous heartbreaking intro scene from the Pixar's film UP.

-On the bottom right corner you can see a commissioner paid with Willy Wonka's Golden Ticket.

Panel 6:

-The bottle of Connemara has yet again changed, to "What the Fuck Should I call it? - 1 + 1 = Malt. Below it you can read "Whatever"

-The first screen is referencing the fact Nintendo confirmed the "Bowsette" fan character as being non-canon in an update to the site where they explain the power ups, by saying only Toadette could use the Super Crown. The reference is from a key scene of the Death Note manga, with Peach in Light Yagami's role since she was often displayed as disgruntled at Mario's preference for Bowsette.

-The third screen is running TempleOS, created by deceased programmer Terry A. Davis.

-Above the third screen is an HDD base reader, with the label of the visible HDD being "256 Zettabytes - Of Porn". A single Zettabyte would be the equivalent of 1 Billion Terabytes, or 1 Trillion Gigabytes. The phrase is also intended as a mild reference to the song "The Internet is for Porn" from Avenue Q.

Now let's recount, not counting the simple jokes all the references and references in references makes for a total of... 39, that's a lot of refs :V