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Love is the Deadliest Poison

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The story behind the scene: Deadpool was hired by the government to kill Joker in exchange for an unlimited supply of chimichangas and a helicopter. When he found the place where Joker was hiding, he easily sliced and diced through the henchmen. But right before he got to Joker, the hot bodied Harley stepped into the battle, much to Deadpool's enjoyment.
Joker, knowing his escape was getting more and more less likely, shoots a tank of gas in the middle of the fight. The explosion would have killed Harley if Deadpool hadn't saved her at the last minute, but the Joker didn't care about that. It gave him just enough time to escape.
Deadpool escaped the burning building with Harley over his shoulder, unconscious. He decided to kidnap her, since that was the most logical thing an erotic superhero would do. When she awoke she started to make a huge fuss, saying "Puddin's gonna get you for this! He loves me!" and things of that sort as she tried to escape his apartment. He objected, saying "Your 'puddin' just tried to barbecue you. He has a funny way of showing his affection. Sounds kinky."
"He does love me! He just..,. forgets sometimes..."
A few weeks passed. Harley was starting to get really discouraged by the fact that Joker hadn't tried to find her yet. At the same time she was becoming intrigued by Deadpool because he was just as crazy as Joker.
Once Joker found out that Harley had the plans for his scheme to gas the city, he sent some goons to Deadpool's apartment, which was now clean thanks to Harley (much to the dissatisfaction of Wade). Deadpool defended her, she fended for herself, and they escaped. she was now even more discouraged and seriously doubting her relationship with Joker when she realized that the henchmen were only after the plans and that Joker didn't come himself. She started crying. Deadpool felt bad for her, and also wanted to get in her pants, so he started to comfort her, telling her a little bit about his past, while stripping. Joker never trusted Harley with his past before. She started really falling in love. Deadpool was falling for her too because she was just as crazy as him and she loved all of his multiple personalities. "someone to finally love me, myself, and I."
Harley revealed Joker's plan and his new hide out to Wade. Meanwhile Joker found out from the only goon that survived the apartment confrontation that there seemed to be something between Harley and Deadpool. This made Joker insanely jealous. He prepared a highly concentrated poison dart for Deadpool, knowing of his rapid healing.
Harley and Wade went to the new hide out together, and destroyed Joker's henchmen together. Deadpool realized how fun it was to fight alongside a crazy bitch like her.
But when they confronted Joker, he tried to win Harley's heart back again, expecting her to come crawling back as usual. But Harley asked why he blew up the tank right next to her, with more Independence and confidence in her voice than he ever heard in her before. When he didn't have a good excuse, she tore up the plans up in front of him. Furious, he shot her with the poison dart he was saving for Deadpool.
Thus, we have are scene. Que the very sad music.

I submitted this piece for Jazza's February 2016 Crazy Love challenge of the month. I originally chose the beginner category but after I saw the other entries in both categories I decided to switch. IT SAYS I SUBMITTED AT 12:58 EST BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE MY COMPUTER WAS SET IN EST. I LIVE IN MISSOURI, CENTRAL TIME. I SUBMITTED AT 11:58, 2 MINUTES BEFORE DEADLINE! I had to get off work early to submit on time. Hope you enjoy!
Work in progress: https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12715430_1343878705638383_8142642007681953471_n.jpg?oh=94411883e375d0f3ad8da3b4a6575d5e&oe=57554E36 hope this link works! if it doesn't let me know

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