He's a former vampire who has turned over a new leaf and become a butcher.
He's been doing well until a particularly inept intern comes into the picture.
Our poor vampire friend may have had too much meat and blood with several odd parts put out on display that day.
The town council have been alerted, the people are clamoring for his exile with ebay pitchforks and flashlights.
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