Damn, a $1 tip is just another way of giving the finger after all that work. Great job with all the funny little details in this one!

Dude, she got it there in time and no damage, tip her well! Or the next pizza might have expiered ingredients that keep you on the toilet all day.

me when Keanu Reeves Grafitti is staring into my soul

✖) Tip 1 dollar (initiate conflict).
◼) Tip 5 dollars (stand neutral).
▲) Tip 15 dollars (make her smile).
●) "..."