I am finding myself very suspicious and unnerved at this sudden parachute lesson. I "WAS" fairly certain that I was on the ground....
So, there are a few possibilities on what's occuring here...1. This is some weird/crazy 'Abandon Earth's scenario; 2. I'm actually in some air transport that has the interior made to make one think they're on the ground; 3. I'm about to get snatched up by something INTO the sky; 4. She's goddamned crazy; 5. "I'M" goddamned crazy; 6. I need more sleep to stop coming up with these weird stories to go along with random images I see online.
....eh, probably a combination of 5 & 6.
