Bananaman: "Tell me, do you bleed stuffing? you will!"

After seeing the teaser trailer for Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice I thought I might give a satirical spin on it by pitting 2 British childhood Superheroes together in a darker reimagining of the Man of Peel and the Cuddly Crusader. Bananaman and Superted.

If you don't know who these are, Bananaman started off as a British Comic character who got his own Cartoon series. A boy named Eric gets Superpowers from eating a Banana and turns into a hero with the strength of Potassium and delivers Banana-related justice against his foes like General Blight, Doctor Gloom, Captain Custard and Appleman. In some comics it turns out Eric is from the Moon which is Banana shaped which is how Bananas give him his power. He also fought Desperate Dan, the strongest man in the West and there was even a Bananagirl as well. 

Superted was a Defective Teddy Bear who was brought to life by an alien called Spotty Man with his magic dust and was taken to Mother Nature who bestowed him with the powers of the Gods by uttering a secret magic word. He cannot say this word aloud for if anyone hears it and says it, they'll get superpowers too! 

Superted & Spotty defend planet Earth and foil the evil plots of the Bandit Texas Pete and his two goons, the Obese Bulk and the Camp Skeleton..Skeleton. 

So I hope you like it, and who'd you think would win in this fight? I'd pick Bananaman, he has the power of flight as well and could knock out Superted with a well-aimed Bananarang.