Mean while down in the underworld.
"And next on the docket are deals with mortals, as we all know we can grant any deal to get what we want in exchange. However let's not overstep our boundaries again, like Dave from accounting. Promising all the riches of the cosmos is not something we can just give to mortals no matter how much they ask, not because it's out of our range or scope of power. But because their planet doesn't have enough space for it. Other things we cannot grant are as follows, promising godhood, giving godlike powers, bringing people back from the dead half way for shits and giggles (must be all the way or not at all), ending all life in the mortal realm, and finally no more granting immortality. We can't have stale mate deals. Any questions?"

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