"Quinn, that nasty neighbor from next door, is wandering through the house collecting magic. He's also got the Crablock you need to re-seal your crate. Chase him out of whatever world he decides to hide in. With the magic he's collecting, he's eventually going to fight back. Try not to get TOO badly hurt, as I'd be SO upset if anything were to happen to you...

... anything preventing you from cleaning up this mess, that is!"

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every so often I remember that live-action Cat in the Hat movie from 2003 had a licensed game that was apparently a Klonoa clone, and every so often I remember I drew people based off of the level select

i wonder if this would've made a good april fools post

(made in April 2024)