Sooo uhhh, this was supposed to be a nice 3D render of a sculpt. Unfortunately due to my hubris my computer couldn't handle the level of detail so I had to scrap it. The Lesson: Don't Rely too much on Remesh, Kids!
Anyway, here's a little test storyboard doodle of the character I was trying to sculpt.
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