A pair of robots that, despite how much people like them, I don't seem to draw as much as I'd like.
One may question why anyone in the mid-to-late 21st century would consider soliciting the services of a birthday clown, let alone two, but these robotic jokers are generally very well liked. Before the war, Honker (left) and Bonker (right) would be rented out to parties and other events over the course of twenty or so years and were always meant to be a pair. That is until, one day, Bonker was just gone, leaving Honker by himself for a number of years, until he began to malfunction near regularly, and it may have been this that lead to his self-awareness, something Bonker may have developed many years prior.
In terms of physical attributes, if it wasn't obvious, one is male, one is female, antennas, light displays, speakers in leu of mouths, bendy/somewhat stretchy rubber hose limbs, noses that honk, and in the case of Bonker in specific, a soft torso.
They also love each other very much.
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