Haven:

Come on Boss, perk up!

At least you have me around this shoddy ski lodge! Besides, I'll let you stare at my body all day because this suit makes me feel like I'm wearing

Nothing at All

Nothing at All

Nothing at All

Bossy:

Stupid Sexy Haven!

Aaah my legs. my body!

Bloody hell, this is the worst pain I ever-

*slams into multiple snow mounds*

Ahohohoaaa~ *wails in Lovecraftian agony*

Poor Bossy already can't handle winter as it is, so how can he also handle his androgynous angel buddy's promiscuous taunts in his skimpy ski wear. Bos'thymion can't catch a break. He also wasn't a fan of ski lodges after that.

Based off of one of my favorite Simpsons memes.