Hello dear recipients, we have heard a lot of complaints about the scandals around the gaming industry, so for your expectations we have created a company that will be the opposite of Sweety Child something there, present you Ugly Man Incorporation.
That's right, we're ugly, we're probably some of the ugliest people the world has seen, and we're proud of it. Surely you are wondering what our company does, well, I answer:
Our company is dedicated to repairing your games that were damaged before by another company that imposed on you political rationale with which you may not have agreed, our company will clean your game from political mess and restore it to its original artistic vision, because for us self-expression is the most important thing, even when your vision is controversial and ugly.
When other companies love to show the sweet lies of our reality, we show the honest, painful and ugly truth of our world.
In addition, we are in line with historical realities, with us you do not have to worry that during the production of your historical game someone will force you to show minorities that did not exist yet, on the contrary, our consultants will help with the realization of the old times, respect the historical truth.
In addition, we do not include any loot boxes or micro-transactions, you know why, because with us the servers run on a potato and you can't buy anything online, hahahaha!
Call us at 999 II IV VIII Flash logo Green Lanter logo Batman QR and receive an Ugly Man mascot from us later today. We recommend ourselves.
(Post Scriptum: This is a belated joke for April Fools' Day, as a funnyman once said , "The best joke is when no one expects it". Greetings and keep on keeping on in these difficult times players. )
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