Kathy Lee Johnson-Bronwyn: The daughter of Herman Geronimo Johnson, she inherited his mental retardation from an early age but somehow managed to live a normal life like anyone else and has three sons to show for it.

William Sheamus Graylock, Jr.: The longtime husband of musical mastermind Frieda Johnson-Graylock, he is a black metaller who from an early age discovered his talents and had the support of his dad, a world-renowned music producer.

Brendon Raymond Bronwyn: A man who tried everything and failed, he can only function in life with drugs and somehow also has the ability to travel in time though he never admits this to anyone.

Frieda Johnson-Graylock: The musical director and conductor of the William's Syndrome Symphony, a master of composition who met her long-lost cousins studying with Willis at Julliard. Together, the four musical entities would create the greatest orchestral ensemble ever devised.

David Raymond Bronwyn: The Mayor of Clearwater who was, for decades, one of the greatest photographers ever. He's also the father of Darren and Karen Geronimo, two mentally ill musicians with William's Syndrome and Asperger's.

Darren Geronimo: The Autistic musician with a bit of a social awkwardness who could only fit in through music. His sister, Karen, is also slightly retarded and just as Autistic as Darren.

Karen Geronimo: A woman of many talents who stopped going to school in fourth grade, only to re-enter two decades later and get a degree at Julliard to become one of the greatest women in the history of music.

Herman Johnson: The Patriarch of the Bronwyn bloodline who also was the leader of the Codomo tribe, seeing that his entire family and lineage is steeped in Native American culture.

Julio Bronwyn: The second of Manson Elias Bronwyn's younger siblings, he was also a master of being a complete screw-up but somehow manages to travel in time like Brendon. He and him swore to keep this factoid a secret and have met their ends of the deal for several decades.

Manfred(ina) Francina Bronwyn: the Autistic savant who has been known to excel in everything -- mathematics, history, music, anything -- but is also a sufferer of extreme bouts of anxiety. She cures her anxiety by talking to people about it, especially her own family.

Marco Faust Johnson Geronimo Bronwyn: a German immigrant who was abused in foster care for years, had the worst parents and somehow managed to be adopted by Native Americans, he has every mental illness known to man and has a very fine Eric Braeden accent about him.

Ekardnam Nosredna: Adopted by the Bronwyns and given the name Mandrake Elias Bronwyn, he was born to Zythryhar and Jaahima on a planet in the Andromeda Galaxy called Aeorkas during a time of great global war and unrest and was transported to Earth at birth to live on his own. The circumstances of his origins are too complicated for anyone to put to words.

Manson Elias Bronwyn: The only child of Ekardnam and son of Kathy Lee, he was given the name Nosnam Nosredna and was forced from the moment of his birth to conceal his real identity from everyone. He has the worst case of Schizophrenia you'll ever see.