Or

How RJ's Van lost its original doors

Based on a true story.

As in I too once got a pistachio ice cream that had raisins in it instead of pistachios and let me tell you, that was messed up. Even worse, it was an ice cream cake I stood in line for it. 5 mins of my life and like $50 pesos completely gone to waste. I still ate it, but having to pick the raisins made the whole experience less enjoyable.