(zeus) Release the other Kraken!
later that day
(zeus) why the fuck isn't Argos giant squid shit yet? did Perseus kill it again?
(some rando that works at olympus) sir its not a giant squid.
(zeus) I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIANT PIECE OF CALAMARI!
(same rando) its not a squid sir.
zeus throws a pikachu (from a box of pikachus thats next to his throne) at the rando
pikachu uses thunderbolt
the rando is dead
(zeus) so what the hell happened to the squid?
(different rando) uh yes sir the squid is dead, but not by Perseus's hand sir.
(zeus) so what happened me damn it.
(same different rando) uh a weird bird man thing killed it.
(zeus) o_O...what?
(same different rando) some weird anthropomorphic bird thing, i think a tengu or some shit. just came along and fucking murdered it. no Gorgo head either, he took it down the hard way. just blood, guts, gore, and entrails all over Argos, and people just having Fish frys all over town trying to clean it all up before it all goes bad.
(zeus)... >:( ...(his face beet red and shaking with rage)
(same different rando)... ,:( ...sir? (looking like he might pee him self from fear)
zeus throws the whole damn box of pikachus at the rando
rando uses Dodge the wrench technique
rando escapes
all the pikachus uses thunderbolt
olympus explodes in a storm of electricity
end scene