There is so much emotion behind the eyes of this wonderful creature. Words cannot describe the affection I have towards a creature of this stature. I would leave my whole life behind to be with Mr.Johnson and to have little no-neck children with him. I love him that much
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IT'S HIM!! IT'S NO NECK JOHNSON!!
I know what you will say, how can I make someone so handsome and so amazing as this guy right here?? He's my magnum opus, he is No Neck, he is Johnson. He actually is fluent in every language that has ever been made and he knows how to cook up some good grub. Don't let him around any of your partners because, just sayin, he has some smooth words and smooth moves. You will lose whoever you're dating instantly and you yourself might even fall in love with his greatness.
To many, he is a God, an idol, a hero. But to us, he is No Neck Johnson.
"God"?? "Greatness"??? though i cannot deny that he is handsome and has stolen many past dating partners of mine, i must prevent you from lying any further!!! hark, the crimes of No Neck Johnson (or as we call him, Crime-Committing Jeff) will be told!! The mass genocides, the multitudes of war crimes-
Not all of what must be said can fit into a single comment. just know that your days are numbered, John. or as they call you, No-Neck.
(serious note: i have witnessed the beauty that is no neck johnson from afar and it is truly a wonderful little fellow. i love his design, it's so simple and yet so fun !!)
