Hamsterquake would be awesome. Picture it: On a average San Francisco morning,massive earthquakes shake the earth. As the ground opens,and general panic ensues,out crawl giant,rabid,maneating hamsters that begin tearing people apart with their teeth. Or maybe they're not even giant,maybe there's just hundreds and hundreds of them swarming the city. I would totally watch this,it needs to happen. By the way I read these every Monday,please keep making me laugh!