Summon a Pokémon to help fight off those crazy illnesses you suffer from! They come in all colors and sizes, one for every ailment! Order your Pokémeds now!

The steps are easy; Just soak your Pokémon's specially made capsule in lukewarm water, watch it emerge, and bite its fucking head off. Digest its little twig limbs and enjoy hearing it cry out in pain for extensive therapeutic relieve. Additional medical disclosure is included on label of pill bottle. Remember to keep in reach of children and that it is important to consult a medical professional about prescription.