aranea alliterates with ass for a reason by geoWaffle on Newgrounds

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aranea alliterates with ass for a reason

in my defence, spiders have some FAT fucking asses

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chrisleighton

2022-12-11 04:13:43

thorax is not ass.

geoWaffle responds:

yeah i know, the fucking opisthosoma is. obviously.

ElCatrinLCD

2021-02-04 17:26:31

Spiders do have a big asses, so this is anatomically correct

geoWaffle responds:

glad we can all get 2gether to draw reasonable conclusions abt this porn

Dieselpunk-Imperiale

2021-02-03 13:33:53

I mean that's... not an inaccurate statement.

Edit: I was referring to the statement under the image.

geoWaffle responds:

aranea also alliterates with arachnid. this is obviously the main reason she is called aranea, which is a word which otherwise clearly means nothing and is made up.

just in case u were referring to the 2nd statement i should instead make a joke abt the spider with the largest opisthosoma to cephalothorax ratio but i dont wanna look it up actually

edit: IM NOT LOOKIN IT UP SPIDRS R SCARY :(