Loled sooo hard at his face :D
This is most honerable
Extra rice for you
This is an excellent tribute to the dear leader. His birthday is one of the most important public holidays in the country. And he is an incredible human being and military genius in charge of the 4th largest army in the world. So many people hate this man, nay, this god as he is deified (people believe his very mood can affect the weather) without truly understanding this enigmatic character. In his superior justice he issued a pardon to two American journalists, Euna Lee and Laura Ling, who illegally entered his country without a visa. Despite their desires to villify him for the biased scum who look down on him, our Great Father let them off the hook when theyre were supposed to serve 12 years of hard labor. Talk about a kind and forgiving being. There truly is no motherland without this heroic figure. Not just content with living a cushy life while elevated to godhood, he is not afraid to be human and aspire in other endevours, admitting both a fear of flying, as well as pursuing the arts as a published author. He always strives for better things. In the interest of his people, he uses his own birthday, the nation's deservedly greatest holiday, not as a means to gloat in his superiority, but to better his people. Unity among people is stressed as a theme of his birthdays. Free food, liquor, sweets and daily necessities are usually handed out to people in the impoverished state, which depends on foreign aid to feed millions of its people. The great personality of Kim Jong Il as a political elder in the present world has been exalted by his unusual leadership ability and the birthday of "the sun of the 21st century" heralds many loving tourists and fans to his country. North Korean publications describe Kim Jong Il as a renaissance man who has flown fighter aircraft, written operas and shot 11 holes-in-one in his first try at golf. This divine being incarnate is isolated and demonised by the much of the outside world including each and every one of you haters who have never met the guy and are only forming opinions derived from what western media wants you to think. Despite his greatness, he abounds with humility as well. Kim Jong Il took his father's place as supreme military commander but declined to assume the title of president. Instead, he designated Kim Il Sung "eternal president" and rules as Chairman of the National Defence Commission. Last year, Kim Jong Il suffered a stroke, raising questions about a possible succession and also questioning who is responsible for decisions on North KoreaâEUTMs nuclear weapons program but he has been struggling and making an expedient recovery. He refuses to quit before doing everything he can for his people, but ingrates enjoy putting down a man suffering from a stroke to feel better about themselves. This is nothing short of deplorable, and shocking when targetted towards such a selfless and humble person as himself.
Awesome story! I totally agree, he is awesome and has big influence
I guess a lot of people on newgrounds are little elementary school kids...
they just don't understand the sarcasm.
But I do believe that you should have rated the art honestly.
Elkdarshire you have made my day with this!
Nice take on Kim's ugly mug
Btw, despite the 1 rating, spike17291's comment wreaked of sarcasm. I'm surprised other people took it so seriously.
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