"Join the Order of the Wet Book today!

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! New members of the Order can use our state-of-the art Tail Amputation Device free of charge!

Our studies into ancient humans has revealed that they had no tails whatsoever.

Want to be more like an ancient human? Have a tail you want to get rid of? This quick and painless cosmetic procedure is offered to new recruits at the main compound free of charge until next spring!

Based off of a medical tool ancient humans invented known as the "guillotine", the Tail Amputation Device (or TAD) is able to quickly and cleanly remove most tails in less than a second. For an extra charge, initiates may have their removed tails set in a custom sized oak frame, or in an engraved frame with a hand-sewn velvet cushion! (Ask your TAD operator for pricing details.) After all, an amputated tail makes for a great conversation piece!"

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In recent months, the so-called "Order of the Wet Book" has resumed a campaign involving littering public parks and other high traffic areas with fliers and articles such as this one. If convenient, please place such articles in the nearest rubbish bin.

Two cultists are exercising Personal Psychic Arts outside some compound. The pig and the bear are loosely based off of the characters in Winnie the Pooh.