Description's written out post self-expansion.

Come on in! I take it you're here for the massive investment? [gesturing a size based on my not so obvious ballooning middle] *Crreeeak* Because I'm expecting to out play this economies inflation rates sometime this week. Come now, have a seat right here so you can get a good look at these charts. [Whilst dragging my digit across my middle, I place my hand on your shoulder] You see this line shows that- *Groaaann* Hey, what's the matter investor? Are you afraid this streched semi-opaque analysis is gonna bust at the seam? [Amidst what I assumed is your concerns with the ominous strained sounds, I pull you into the sphere, face against the rubber sounding orb.] You have so little faith in my capacity to fulfill your interests. It's not really "risky" business if bigger is ALWAYS better, and I make zero compromises when I crave guaranteed success~

I've got a 18+ Inflation Fetish Discord Server come join, and have a "fulfilling" time