Glenn: “Yo, I know you’ve been lonely and all that shit and I’ve been noticing you have been a bit all lovey-dovey and caring around me since the stand-up with your date, so I’d like to present to you: my ass!”

Y/N: “Huh?— For… what?”

Glenn: “Ain’t it obvioouuuussss? In case it isn’t, I’m asking you if you just wanna fuck!”

Y/N: “…O…Oh… Uh…“

Glenn: “C’mon, think about it! You seem to already have a hard-on and so do I! Besides, it’s not like anyone’s gonna know, and you can’t lie, my ass looks delicious, ain’t that so?”

Y/N: “…I mean… I… guess you aren’t wrong… You know what, fine, I’ll… I’ll try this out.”

Glenn: “That’s the spirit! Now come on and get some of this, bud!”