Dasha Pinok the chiuaua is another basket case born during the great kebab war, and she is just as angry as she is ugly. Dasha was part of a rebel group that pillaged and stole anything they could from the victims of war, and the rebels where well know to leave a trail of bodies wherever they went. 

Eventually she grew tired of walking the deserted war pit and got married to a wealthy Russian oligarch, of whom she also grew tired of. One day Dasha decided to stab her husband to death, take all his monetary wealth and move to Czechia. 

Despite not knowing a single word of Czech language and being unable to handle any form of criticism, she opened her own restaurant. She learned the basics, but language barriers and misunderstandings often lead her to go down the old way of solving conflicts.

Today she got a a visit from some Croat tourists. One of them asked for a drink, piće. Dasha being unable to tell the language apart jumps to conclusion thinking the customer is calling her a Piča, which means cunt in Czech. Insults like this wont be tolerated, and Dasha decides to give him a serving of Piča hospitality his friends will be sure to remember for years to come!