"And at 6 PM tonight, LIVE from the Chop Chop Master Arena, we'll be featuring a special performance from the brand new, sexy, hot, and dynamite group, auh, auuh, auuuh, the MILK CAN!
For more information, please call 1-800-MILKCAN!
That's 1-800-MILKCAN!
Or look us up at milkcan.com! milkcan.com!
So everybody be there! Or be square!"