This was inspired by Shrek's xmas special from a few years ago. Shrek wanted to have the perfect Christmas with his family, which in Donkey's terms meant including him and the entire posse. Donkey's party summoned Shrek's inner ogre which almost ruined xmas. An entry for Jazza's competition.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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