"Naaaah~ You like Eugeney!"

"Ack! Look, shut up man. You've been doing nothing but bother me about Eugene..."

"Cause I know the truth! And now I'm abusing it against you!"

"I am NOT in-love with him."

"Then..?"

"I-It's just platonic..."

""Platonic"? I don't think going out on date-like walks and giving eachother presents ain't part of it-"

"LISTEN - YOU TALK HECKIGN STUFF ABOUT THIS "AIDENE" STUFF, I WILL TEAR YOU OFF YOUR SUIT AND FEED IT TO UPSTAIRS CAFE."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...So-"

"I must say, Aiden--a fellow colleague of mine--has his heart's set on noneother than Euge-"

*CRASH!!!*