The lama's been taking his supplements.
"I ran into a globalist the other day at the supermarket. She thought she was entitled to my friggin' green beans! I told her, 'THIS IS AMERICA! WE FOUGHT A REVOLUTION SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GIVE YOU MY GREEN BEANS! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CRAP! IF YOU TRY TO TAKE THEM, 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!' She said, 'Now, Alex. If you don't give them up, I'm afraid we're going to have to send you to a re-education camp.' I called her a demon and bolted towards the exit."
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