I want them to bane me and break my back

Freddy Flexbear's has come a long way. Remember the good old days of 2014?

Phone Guy: "Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, 'Welcome to Freddy Flexbear's Gym. A muscletacular place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fitness and fun come to life. Flexbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person from overexertion of weights. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon the property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the vinyl mats have been replaced'."

Thank god they finally updated Mazercise!

This is the good timeline

Kind of reminds me of that bar in Japan.... Nice!