You read that right - this is the offspring a wack-but-fitting crackship.
It goes like this:
Postal Dude (Postal 2 & 4) meets Ayano from Yandere Simulator in College, & the two date for a few years & they hit it off really good.
Eventually, EMIRA is born, only to find out The Bitch (dudes ex-"wife" from Postal 2) has been stalking Dude for a while. Bitch does some fuckery to Dude's Brain to make him forget his family & seals Ayano in a part of the Earth deeper than the Hell-hole in Paradise Lost. Thankfully, Emira is kept safe by her Aunt Corkscrew (aka Trans Russian Dudette) for the majority of her life in a small Okinawan town.
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