"Uhh... Hello hello, yeah I wanted to reassure you that everything is fine and that there is nothing to worry about...errm ah yea, we also cut your payment by 5 pounds 20. So, keep your eyes on the vents, don't forget the hall-lights and you should be just fine. Hang in there, and good night!" *klick*
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