Going up is probably a bad idea
Because what if a floor was blocking the way up?
How would you swim up?
Now these advices are probably not going to work at all :P
I was planning on making a series of random advice back in the day, it'd be a layout block that loaded a random piece of advice every time the page was loaded, complete with custom typography and vector (also my own words of 'wisdom'). This is as far as the series got. :)
Made with Illustrator and Fireworks.
Going up is probably a bad idea
Because what if a floor was blocking the way up?
How would you swim up?
Now these advices are probably not going to work at all :P
Haha, point. Following any of these pieces of advice is probably a bad idea. :P
Thanks for the comments!
The matches strategy won't work in the 2nd situation...
But why would I light some matches when I'm going to sink...
For not catching cold...
Troll face :D
Yeah, separate advices, just gathered together for submission. Haha, true!
Funny
Thanks!
Make another one :) This was fun reading!
Maybe if some ideas pop up... don't hold your breath though. :) Thanks!
words of wisdom indeed
Indeed!
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