LT23 Day 11: Along Came a Spider by CorruptedCryptid on Newgrounds

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LT23 Day 11: Along Came a Spider

If I had a nickel for each time my partner has gotten a spider bite on their dick I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but weird that it's happened twice. (This is not a joke)

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RedNileKing

2023-11-07 09:19:36

That is both hilarious but weird as hell. Can't imagine how bad that must've hurt or annoyed your partner, big oof

WeenieHut7

2023-11-04 18:14:21

I'm gonna need any amount of context for the spider bites on dick thing that you said.

CorruptedCryptid responds:

SO! My partner seems to attract bugs, especially spiders. We're not sure how or why. I haven't had more than 1 or 2 spider bites in the long time we've lived together. And not once, but TWICE, they've woken up and seen a spider bite on their dick. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯