The Brand new burger waifu you can Hug.
This burger is better than Handholding. You can Hug this burger. Only at Coffeetears you can wrap your arms around this burger. your depression will explode, guaranteed. you can headpat, squeeze and smooch all over the new burger waifu burgers. this burger will make your heart soft and your smile bright. our wholesomizing burgers will give you grins the size of basketballs, and that's no cap. have it your way at Coffeetears where your heckin waifu gives you hugs six ways from sunday.
* Parodying that one copy pasta- very cute artwork :3
