Of course dear, let me give you a hug

Me: (notices calendar) "Hold that thought..."

...(changes date to April 2nd)...

Me: "Absolutely!"
"...also, it will be April 2nd for the next 2 days."

I mean every word of it my love, I love you dearly.

next thing, give her a tiddy twister

If you do birthday requests can you draw Goober buying a large amount of white wonderbread