Unit H-315T
A production series tampered with by unknown hackers, they've been programmed to rob any and all banking establishments with non-lethal and efficient force.
They can't count, they can't discern, all they know is to put as much shiny stuff or greens into their little money sacks. Bank employees have been instructed to give these screw balls chrome pens and tree leaves instead.
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