"I will not stop caring about you, ever.

I will not disappoint you in any way.

I will not cheat on you.

I will forever not force you to shed tears.

I will not wave my final salutations.

I will never deceitfully and cunningly bring despair to your life in any way, shape or form."

portrait of rick astley: the wallpaper

happy april fools and remember to zoom in on the image.