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Hello. Today we are gathered here to do battle. Regrettable isn't it, but sometimes, you know, life is like that. You have to do something you don't want to do, just because someone is telling you to do it. I didn't want to be here myself, but then my mother told me I'd better make a reasonable show of it all, so here we go then.
-Roman Centurion from Total war Rome
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But beware! Beware! The enemy will be merciless, because I ate all their bees! They have not tasted honey for many a moon, and this has made them mad for revenge! To arms, my pretties, to arms!" "And remember, they may have the Moon People on their side, but we have lovely hats. Those hats will shield us from their fearsome gaze!" "Now some of you may think that defence isn't quite my strongest skill. Well, be that as it may, you have only to stand here, die and stop the enemy. That is good defence. That is what I expect!
He looks tired
Its true
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