"You're dead. There is no heaven or hell on the other side, just a dark void. At some point, you begin to feel a heavy gaze on you, you go through everything inside. A white humanoid comes out of the darkness. His face is frozen in an eternal smile, not a single muscle moves. Long thin fingers cling to the badge on which it says: "Hello! I am Emptiness."

"Nice to meet you!" said the creature. "You just came for lunch. Do you know what my favorite food is? I love the taste of lost souls."

"The last thing you heard was a loud slurping sound."

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Initially, I came up with an idea like: "Damn, a creepy monster in the void, waiting for dead people and eating their souls is so scary"

And then: "Damn, a scary monster who presents himself to his victims with a badge like a first grader, it's so funny"

I think you can guess for yourself which idea won...