May entry in the Jazza challenge of the month, let´s be honest, this serie would have ended a lot sooner if Tolkien was the author.
May sketch (the idea original included Voldemort):
http://pre12.deviantart.net/1ceb/th/pre/i/2017/084/3/5/lord_of_howard_sketch_by_dark_grimoire-db3k2cd.jpg
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