Everyday, a yoshi falls victim to yoshi abuse. By calling this number and reporting violence or neglect being inflicted upon these creatures, you can save a yoshi from meeting the fate that so many others have.
Donations will also be accepted.
(This is a parody of "Only you can prevent wild fires" & sad animal shelter commercials)
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