a few years ago i went to the zoo, i remember very little of that day other than one specific moment where i stumbled upon an isolated cage. the only animal in the cage was what appeared to be a very obese monkey. a passing staff member mentioned him having serious brain damage, so to investigate, i leant down to its level and looked directly into its line of sight...

its eyes burnt their way into my very soul, all i remember is a glint of red from its eyes, and an overwhelming sense of fear, as if the few seconds i was looking into its eyes it burrowed its way into my nightmares. the next few days were followed by an intense paranoia that it was behind me. always watching...

this is for you, retarded obese monkey.