I apologize for establishing my presence very late on this here page, but what's important is my bud's out on vacay.

So... for the time being, I'm taking over!

If my other changes aren't already apparent to you (my Powerpuff hair streaks and any form of lesbian representation), that's not my fault. You shoulda been aware of it by now one way or another.

And if you peeked below my tail, not only am I gonna call you out as a pervert, but I'm also gonna give in to revealing our deep secret...

I'M the human embodiment of (at least some part of) his intrusive thoughts! He was pondering on that recently; I'm surprised it took him THAT LONG to figure it out.

Even if I never age beyond my 20s, when he inevitably gets his bucket kicked, I'll be nothing but a distant memory.

...Sorry, was that too existential? I'll hold off on it if y' want.

Hopefully, I've told you enough without making a fool of myself. I had already ate the rest of this vanilla cake by the time I post this, so... bye for now, I guess.

   – Bella

UPDATE 5/6/2023:

Ooohhhhhh shit, he's back. Gotta go. - Bella

I'm back from vacay. - B-RY