"Gumball Gunner"
Dessert Guardians, armed with a Cinnamon Cannon and a pack of cigs. They were originally commissioned by the mayor to act as the first line of defense against the forces of evil, they were cast off however since they stopped being able to distinguish friend from foe.
"Cherry Bomber"
Small golems made in bulk by local Enchanters, they were eventually weaponized by local hoodlums by stuffing them with gunpowder and the addition of a fuse. They seem to like the changes though as they detonate after sustaining enough damage or just from boredom.
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