"Treestumper"
Carved over a month by skilled woodsmiths and later enchanted and given "life" by skilled Kingdom Mages. They were considered failures and were discarded off in the nearby forest. These golems now wander about and maintain a level of peace in there using their brute strength and violent methods of attack. How ironic.
"Chucklenuts"
A bio experiment made by someone long ago in an attempt to weaponize acorns, which resulted in an annoying, aggravating, absent-minded... well, ass. Using its grotesquely large mouth, it produces loud noises to disorient targets and then swiftly tackles them. It's quite rage inducing. The noise it emits sounds like getting voice fucked in the ear holes by a 12-inch tone of hell.
"Golden Chucklenut"
Somehow managing to be bigger assholes than Chucklenut, Golden Chucklenuts are exceedingly rare. As a result, they are regarded as valuable by collectors, and often wring in big money by the rich kind. Who would ever want something so loud and grating is beyond anyone's guess. Seems they know that they're being hunted however, as they tend to run away with their little legs surprisingly fast when confronted. So... Happy Hunting!
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