"Hello neighbor! I have just moved down the street from here. Allow me to introduce myself: I am the great crown prince Nion, heir to the glorious Celerian Empire. You must be who the peasants of Ojela call Brocole: the savior from a star system unknown that has come and brought "peace" on this planet. I must thank you for bringing this "peace" for you have made it ripe for conquering. I invite you to be a vassal to my new fiefdom. For your obedience I shall grant you a reward to your heart's content, like a half-off discount from our local sponsor...am I in the middle of something here?"

"Yeah, can you find the remote? Can't listen to the Warped Tour here with all this noise."